10. Nobody complains anymore about Hurricane Wilma
9. I no longer spend countless hours driving around Lehigh looking at lots
8. When all these tire kickers decide to buy, I will be rich
7. The memories of camping out in line the night before a new project sales event are a very, very distant memory
6. Denny Grimes recently congratulated my partner on a full price offer
5. Haven’t gotten a real estate tip from a waiter in over a year
4. I no longer get 7 letters a day from Realtors wanting to list my already listed properties
3. There is no longer a porta-potty on every block in Cape Coral
2. If the prices keep dropping, I might be able to afford to live in Naples
1. My minister didn’t renew his real estate license
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Very good! and, never knew it was common for waiters to give real estate tips. i did that when i first got started. oops.